December 2011
I want these shoes. →
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jamie-smith replied to your post: Someone invite me somewhere tonight!
add me on msn or something, i don’t think i’m doing anything other than drinking heavily
what is your msn?
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lindawho replied to your post: Someone invite me somewhere tonight!
I’m inviting you to Amurica. we can go to the art district in my city and eat delicious French bakery food. Also point at the hipsters.
Goddamnit Linda I can’t afford aeroplanes! Gosh that sounds like such a good way to spend an evening ;-;
Someone invite me somewhere tonight!
I don’t want to just chill in my house.
I want to at least pretend I’ve a social life.
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My New Years Resolution is to stop killing priests. I can’t help it, I just keep...
– Noel Fielding (XFM - 30/12/2011)
rotting:
this one time i thought about someone and laughed so much i threw up a little bit
vondell-swain:
eddplant:
thedailywhat:
Frivolous Lawsuit of the Day: An appeals court in Illinois ruled that a woman injured by the body parts of a man killed after being struck by a train can sue the man for negligence.
18-year-old Hiroyuki Joho was run over by an Amtrak train while crossing the tracks near a Chicago Metra station in 2008.
Parts of his body were flung in the direction of...
Every atom you possess has almost certainly passed through several stars and...
– Bill Bryson
Watching the BBC adaptation of the mayor of casterbridge, it was made yonks ago. I am a huge fan of BBC period dramas and adaptations, but Christ this is awful.
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I took my hat off three hours ago. I can still feel it on my head. This is so fucking weird.
I'm bored. →
people who don’t have an “about me” on their blog make me genocidal.
My ugly jumper collection just got two jumpers...
jamie-smith:
rrrrrosetintedglasses:
Awwwwww Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I was SO CLOSE to buying this awesome and totally ironic wolf howl sweater
But you didn’t? God Damn it J-dog how do you ever expect to be cool if you don’t buy ridiculous clothing that would amuse a handful of people you don’t know in real life?
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My ugly jumper collection just got two jumpers...
Awwwwww Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom“ I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.