February 2012
adamusprime:
someone on facebook status posted the status “rocking out to adele”
are you suuuure
are you absolutely sure that’s what you’re doing
Yo, archaic stereotypes say I can propose today, who wants to get hitched? You’ve got three and a half hours. You won’t get another chance for me to do this for four years… You don’t wanna miss out.
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
cashcrab:
The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.
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Watchjoshishollywood:
Ì… I can’t… There are no words… Josh gets it.
Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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“I have all the agility of a dead brick” a sentence which I managed to read as “I have all the agility of a bread dick.” I don’t even know how that happened.
youngstero:
He comes into my room the calmest he ever has and says
“Aliens. The dog is dead.”
What a great, to-the-point sentence, brother!
Aliens in my backyard! A dead dog in my living room! What news for a saturday morning!
You could call it tragic irony but it’s really just tragic. An earnest fucking tragedy.
I look up at Tommy and say
“One thing at a time. Now what’s up with the dog?”
“it’s...
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Watchmichaelmidnight:
Guys! Take a look at this!
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joshishollywood:
I think we’re getting to a point where we sometimes don’t really even understand or have any sort of concept of the things we get upset or indignant about. It’s just sort of a knee jerk-reaction thing. That’s kind of bizarre to me, because anger is so stressful. It’s the worst. So I don’t really get why people flock to get mad about something in droves, especially in instances...
They just played a clip on the tv from a programme called “Ireland’s rappers” and one of the guy’s lyrics was “I’m hungrier than Bobby Sands”. I am so bemused. My fave is the 25 year old who lives with his mum who went “This one’s for me oul wan… I’M NEVER MOVIN’ OUT! I’M NEVER MOVIN OUT!” I kind of wish I had...
marththebland:
Unless someone identifies as a person who dies if they don’t kick you in the face every ten minutes I think a person’s identity is pretty much not affecting you at all so it’s nice to just be respectful whether you understand it or not
“Be nice” -Kanye West
History of "Kawaii". →
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When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid...
vondell-swain:
LEONARDO DECAPITATED is what news headlines will say if leonardo dicaprio dies in that particularly unfortunate way
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joshishollywood:
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
what a fantastic word
Mudita (Pāli and Sanskrit: मुदित) in Buddhism is joy. It is especially sympathetic or vicarious joy, the pleasure that comes from delighting in other people’s well-being rather than begrudging it.[1] The traditional paradigmatic example of this mind-state is the attitude of a parent observing a growing child’s accomplishments and successes, but it is not to be confounded with proudness as the...
